Jessie "The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling" Season 1 Number 26 Episode information Production code 125 Written by Pamela Eells O'Connell Directed by Eric Dean Seaton Original airdate September 7, 2012 Source " The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling " is the twenty-sixth episode of Season One of the sitcom Jessie.
Jessie we need to do a roblx Stream! - Walter White (New) TTS Jessie turns and watches Luke, Emma, and Ravi chase eachother into the living room) Emma: LUKE! Jessie:Just think back to how in love we were at this incredibly sweet,romantic moment. I really appreciate it,but there's only an hour until the deadline. But I would just make one small change. Jessie:Oh,thanks. I don't even want a birthday! Emma:Whoa! The series was created and executive produced by Pamela Eells O'Connell and stars Debby Ryan as Jessie Prescott, a small town Texas girl who moves to New York City and becomes a nanny to a high profile couple's four children played by Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar, and Skai Jackson. Ravi:Impossible. Aliens have landed and stolen my eyeballs! Keep it down! Ravi:OK,but if I get confused I will just wind it. If I do not turn it in,I will lose my perfect, 4.0 grade point average! (Jessie sips her drink) Do you know where I can find a great job? I don't know." Today when my old roommate from. Tony:So,when do we start filming the sequel? Bertram: Great! Jessie: When? (laughs,walks away). Emma:And Ravi,the cheerleaders thought your rap was so good,they want to make you the first ever male cheerleader in Walden history! (puts hand out)I spent 2 hours trying to explain to him that E.T. (Everyone cheers, and Emma jumps up and down). I was about to order that juicer! I should have seen that coming. The boy who thinks "school spirit" is the ghost of an old janitor? Jessie TV Series 20112015 IMDb. Zuri: Whatever. Synopsis Luke: Oh well, ours will be a forbidden love Jessie: Starting now. Whatever your name was (Turns to Jessie) Hey, Jessie, wanna be my new nanny? . And look, the H in 'hick' is backwards! Ravi: All of them. (behind her is a applause-o-meter. (walks away). But it's such a waste. I have girl eyebrows! Sonic spin dashes ahead, leaps into the air and slams into several parademons in the sky, then grabs one and throw it into another as he lands back on the ground. If you know Tom Selleck,you better not be holding out on me. Jessie:(To Bertram)their parents are Morgan and Christina Ross, the famous movie director and supermodel-turned-business-mogul?! I still have a marble lodged in my ear. We only have 29 minutes! (Jessie opens the door) Ready for our date? Zuri:Or we can do something fun that doesn't involve barbed wire,and mud.(nods). Luke:You destroyed my face! Luke: No problem! Have you guys seen a sparkly,pink ball,with teeth marks? Ravi:Because watching me whip Luke's thorax would be thrilling? Jessie:OK,now,remember what we talked about. And not only did I waste all of your time,but I may have ruined my friendship with Tony. Zuri:There's gotta be something you can do! Bertram is dusting the piano. Ally: I can't believe a billion people are going to be watching you! Jessie:I wasn't coaching. Double digits! Jessie:She's a military kid,too. Jessie:I don't know what's worse,the deafening noise or the spray of spit. Jessie:Well,I thought it was awkward for you playing my boyfriend. (Dusts a picture frame). Taylor:Grandma,you're in the park! Luke:Jessie,when you said I was "in charge of the boom",I thought I would get to blow stuff up! She won't take my calls anymore.
First and Last Scene of JESSIE | Throwback Thursday | JESSIE | Disney Even though you dumped him and stomped on his heart? ), (Scene changes to in the hallway with the children's and Jessie's bedrooms. When Mr. Kipling is alone, he gets scared. Jessie:There's no time to be gentle!
Jessie (TV Series 2011-2015) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb Christina: Okay, Daddy and I will be back tomorow in time for your science fair, but first we have to fly to the set of Galactapus 2. Haven't you guys ever wondered why you have revolving nannies? No Comments Yet Pillow fighting resumes on the floor next to the couch.). Zuri:Please just hear me out! These would cost him 200 bucks downtown! Luke:What's to know? I know this seems like the end of the world! (Plays reveille) I won! Jessie: Hey Ravi. Jessie:No,they're all spinach,painted different colors,none of which occur in nature. the levels are totes lame,mostly lame,getting warm,hot,and blazing. (Screams, Jessie slides down a tube and slams into a basket. Did I miss the mascot tryouts? Jessie:(serves plate)OK,kids,chew as quickly as you can,without biting your tongues off. Jessie:finding this family is the greatest love story I could ever tell. Emma:Jessie,you're an amazingly talented person! Kiss me! Jessie:(turns back to Emma)Hmm? Maybe a potato peeling race isn't a game for civilians. (shows new eyebrows)I fixed my eyebrows! The kid playing Martha was as wooden as my teeth! Ravi:No,please! Jessie:(stands up)Hey,look,I know I've been really stressed out lately,and I'm sorry if I've been a little too harsh on you. Except this:Hey,Grandma,look! Michelle:Oh yeah,I did.And there is no treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence. I'm sorry I upset Mr. Kipling, so, I made him some chicken-fried crickets! Mrs.Harris:Taylor,why'd you change the channel? Jessie: (takes the flowers and puts them in a vase)we don't have a date.
Toy Story 2 (1999) - Animation Screencaps 'Cause I need to figure out which cheerleader is gonna be my honey. So now I'm going to destroy your project,which is also my face! Love you! Now,before I force those evil spies off that cliff with an assortment of wicked cool gadgets,how about a high-speed kiss? Jessie:Zuri,you are also in charge of set design. Jessie:Well,at least we're finally alone together,Toby. Bertram:So it's going to be a horror movie? Ravi:She is a penthouse lizard now. Jessie: Wait, dont you wanna ask me anymore questions? (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! You see,both the President and I know how much you and all of out military children do for our country. Jessie:Her Grandma told me. Christina: (to the Ross children)hey guys, we missed you so much! Emma:We just got text reminders! And hypoallergenic. So! Many young actors got their breakout roles on the show, but where are they now? (claps hands)OK,let's do this! Jessie:Y-You mean my speech to Luke worked on you? And the rest of you,too. I have a clipboard and everything. Take the A-Train. Jessie:OK,I can't tell you how many different ways that makes me nauseous. Zuri:This is the end of the line for you,schoolmarm! They're sending up the food I ordered! Remain perfectly still and please remember,skin grows back. (takes magazine quickly). But she's really brave,so I have to be brave,too. Zuri:I'm finished,no thanks to you! Emma: But I need it for my solar system! dialogue coach (39 episodes, 2014-2015) Peter Szilagyi . Done with Jessie, done with being told what to do, done with. production controller (77 episodes, 2011-2014) Monica Marie Contreras . (ZURI closes the door and drags JESSIE to the next house with RAVI) ZURI- Jessie, you need to calm down!!! (Aqua slices a Parademon in half) Aqua: Go go go! (reads letter)My film got accepted! (episode begins in the penthouse kitchen). Luke:She is not putting make-up on me! Coach Penny:I am not going to pick you just because you're the only one interested. Jessie:OK,I'm still a little blinded from the beautiful,shiny baby,but it looks you're playing tug-of-war with Luke! The series stars Debby Ryan, Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar, Skai Jackson, and Kevin Chamberlin . Jessie: No,no,no,no. Bertram:Oh,so basically what I always do. Jessie Episode Scripts Season: 1 2 3 4 Season 1 1. (Continues fumbling through purse) Someone must have stolen it(Laughs weakly) I don't suppose I can pay you in lip gloss and breath mints? Jessie: Oh, thank you sweetie(Laughs awkwardly) thats just my slingshot! Flying to India is way out of my budget. Luke:You know how when I have a math test,and you say I can ace it,but we both know you're lying? Bertram:I'll just blend yours up,and you can drink it through one of tour nose straws. And we are so incredibly proud of you. Mrs.Harris:Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Now get in,we need to start the scene! And nothing can ruin this perfect moment. She blocks the exit she came out of), Ravi: Yes! Jessie:(scared)Actually,it's what you don't have on your face! Jessie:OK,well,if you're OK with it,I'd love to have you play you. Jessie:Isn't it nice having a family dinner? And quit taking her helicopter to yoga class. Until then, I like my grilled cheese cut in triangles, and my tutu starched! Ravi:Uh,yes,it feels wonderful,even though you are only rubbing foam. Seriously, who wore this before me, Big Foot?
Transcripts - Forever Dreaming - Index page Toy Story/Transcript - Fandom Emma:Oh,I am so not ready. Jessie:So,having my face chiseled in Mount Rushmore is out of the question? Nanny Kay (the Ross's old nanny) runs screaming out of the Fairfield lobby). Jessie:Emma,do I need to remind you that you are one tardy away from being suspended? She's mean, but she's not an idiot! thumb|250px|link=File:New_york_new_nanny_-_jessie_and_bertram.jpg. Do it! (thinks), (scene changes with guys auditioning in the living room). Jessie: Well,try harder! Ravi! (stops Luke from throwing,grunts)No,stop! Jessie:What? (Jessie opens the front doors of the building) Oh, they're out there, somewhere! Jessie: Hey, Emma, good luck at the science fair, and remember that Pluto may need some extra glue. Ravi:Luke,please do not break the mask! Everyone drop and give me twenty! Contestants have just 24 hours to write,shoot,and star in a film! My right eye refuses to open!
Jessie this.! Is not meth, this is dried come blocks. - Walter White Zuri:Jessie,it's a metaphor! You just made the first cut! Ravi, help! Just shave Bertram's back and glue it all over Tony. Tony,for the 10th time,the line is "A full moon". :) Subscribe via Email. (Tries to take it from Luke), Luke: I'll show you a moon! Jessie:Girls! Bertram:I guess I really did submit that order 30 times! No! (laughs and hugs Taylor) Oh,sweetie,I've missed you so much! Zuri:As if your regular clothes aren't embarrassing enough. (Cab driver closes partition screen, Jessie looks offended). (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri come back to penthouse with the bags in the elevator), (Bertram and Jessie wake up,and scream and stand up). Isgho Votre ducation notre priorit . (The heroes rush forward. The film features music by Randy Newman, and was executive-produced by Steve Jobs and Edwin Catmull. Jessie: Kids,hurry up!
Chats With an Old Roommate From Indiana. FYI,you have way more worry-lines now than when you started working here. (walks away). Luke:Awwhe's smiling. Zuri:I'm a 10 year old girl with a mustache. (takes magazine quickly) (Jessie hits Bertram with flowers) Bertram: (grunts,holds shoulder)You were saying? Ravi:I am a wasp. Bertram:The grocery store started using this stupid delivery app! (smiles). Zuri:Who needs to know geography in the Wild East? Jessie:How is the audience supposed to believe that Toby and Chantal are trapped in there? Only Christina and Jessie are there.). Alright! Zuri:(moves marker away)You can't pull that off. It's funny sped up,too! AWESOME! OK. Here,open my present. While she's gone,my grandma's watching me. Wait here, the parents will be home soon to interview you. A Texan teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children. Two different guys just asked me to the Walden carnival this afternoon!
Jessie (2011 TV series) - Wikipedia Just use the frag rifle. (Jessie closes door while wearing a hot dog costume and holds sign that says "Dan's Hot Diggity Dogs"), Bertram: Well,mine just got better! You'll be late for school! Make me brownies. (reaches into her bag), Jessie:All I did after school was play Chinese Checkers with the librarian. Who's ready for the big pep rally? You may have the moves,but I have the power of words! Taylor:(embarrassed) No,it doesn't. Jessie:Yeah,yeah,yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen! Jessie:Then you'll have to turn it in late! A Troll in Central Park/Transcript. Star Wars 10. Emma:What? Jessie:Thank you so much for rescuing me from Dr.Dastardly's volcano lair. Jessie:Oh,Toby,I love it when you howl with passion. Jessie: Yeah, I've been try'na reach her parents all morning, but all I get is a voicemail. Our school is having try-outs for the Walden Mascot,Waldorf the Wasp. Tony: Too bad you can't fly a helicopter Jessie: Yeah! Jessie: You know what? Emma:Well,(turns page)he's a little self-absorbed,not the best listener,and he's always running late. Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. Zuri:Hey,my teacher can't prove what we do or do not grow on our private island!(laughs). (walks away, looks weirdly).
Zuri:Can we roll back tuck-in times for America's youth? Luke: So Ravi what's your favorite type of ice cream? Jessie:Oh,my gosh! Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. Jessie:Zuri,how are we going to get a mechanical bull into the living room? Sort of. Jessie:Because this error message says "Please enter a password." So I couldn't board the plane with four ounces of shampoo but he gets to carry on a velociraptor! Luke makes her uncomfortable. Jessie: Go on up there and kick some asteroid! Jessie:Well,you need to enter a password! Jessie:That was not the reaction I expected. (Jessies suitcase is thrown out) Ha, ha, you missed me! I think the students should pick! The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. (elevator doors closing)(screams in the elevator), (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri move their shoulders up and leave while smiling), Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. (laughs with Emma, Luke, Ravi, and Zuri), (Time changes to night, scene changes to living room), (Bertram walks in while holding a flowerpot). Disney Animated Feature transcripts. Christina: Em about your projectwe're really sorry, but we're not going to be able to make it. Jessie:OK,I'm starting to see the cons of suggesting that! Zuri:No,but I have an idea on how to spice this up!
PDF Disney Channel Scripts From Jessie Bing - gitlab.dstv.com Zuri:Do you really think Tony wants to re-create how you met and fell in love? Zuri's New Old Friend 7. And less teacup-y. Jessie:Okay, I made everyone cookiesand where did everyone go? I'm going to, uh, get Mr. Kipling a snack (Ravi puts his headphones back on while Jessie goes to feed Mr. Kipling. Below are some Disney movie monologues . Tony:Um,Jessie,why have so many good looking guys been coming up here? Jessie:So,I signed up for a short film competition called Quick Flicks. Jessie: Alright, someone needs some alone time (Cab driver takes a violent turn and Jessie is jerked around in the backseat). (crosses her legs). Bertram:If we leave now, they may not notice for at least a month. This relationship is over! Jessie: I cannot believe you kids actually went up in a helicopter! Maybelle just texted me,and Justin asked her to the carnival,but his sister used to date the cousin of Blake's ex-girlfriend's dog-walker,so if Maybelle says yes to Justin,and I say yes to Blake,this could get complicated! Emma: Doesn't matter. Get it? The winner is Luke! Give me back my moon! Bertram:(grunts,holds shoulder)You were saying? Zuri: OK,I'm ready for school! (Jessie looks to a poker-faced Mr. (Christina sighs, and grabs Jessie's hands. Jessie:Bertram,we need you to plan a party menu for Taylor's 1st birthday in New York.
Jessie Episode Scripts | SS - Springfield! Springfield! Zuri: Those are my brothers and sister. Jessie:(pats Bertram's shoulder)Thanks,Bertram. (She leaves Ravi's room), (Scene changes to in the living room, with Emma and Jessie), Emma: You can pack your bags and move to this planet! (chuckles). Stop frolicking on my fontina! They miss you. (He grabs on to Emma, Emma screams. I don't want a party. Emma:I'm busy! Zuri: Don't worry Jessie; just do what I do, blame it on Luke! Ravi: Stupid videogame! Zuri:I also collected some caterpillars for next week's project! (applause-o-meter between getting warm/hot), (Ravi takes off the head costume and takes out the stinger). Jessie:That was before I was in charge of her. (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Zuri Ross, that's it. I just don't feel comfortable kissing you, now that we're broken up. (waves hands). Sunny,fetch mommy a pen. Then green letters appear: GAMMA QUADRANT, SECTOR 4.) Man: Alright, extras come over here and act dead! Bertram:(serves a cup)One frittata smoothie. Jessie: Why? Tony:Awkward-schmawkward,this thing's a hit! She is a pull string cowgirl who was one of Woody 's friends on Woody's Roundup (along with Bullseye and Stinky Pete ). Jessie:Look,I completely understand how Taylor feels.When my dad was stationed overseas I missed him so much. Jessie:Aw(hugs Taylor)good for you. Emma:No,because it's either that or a stranger-danger puppet show. That always keeps them together. (Jessie picks up the controller and plays the game) Eat lead metalhead!
Disney Scripts Collection: Television and Screenplays Download (Scene changes to in the Rosses' apartment. Jessie:(looks at dress) Oh,man! Jessie:So,what did you guys think of my script? Zuri: Bye, nanny! LADY 1- Well, that's my problem! I am sick and tired of this! Not again! (walks away), (scene changes to kitchen,bus leaves in 15:35), Ravi:Now,I am going to carefully pry the mask from your face.
Toy Story (1995)/Transcript | Eric Thompson Wiki | Fandom Or any other studio! Jessie:Hey! Jessie: Your closet is like a mall! This is a full transcript of New York, New Nanny,made by MessrSkoonyfootseven. We've been over this. Ravi:P.E. In India, we just had one kind- melted. Emma:I don't care who wins. Luke:That's it! (holds hip) Jessie:So,I signed up for a short film competition called Quick Flicks. Ravi:You must continue the pursuit of your cinematic aspirations! You're hired! Jessie:Well,that's just rude! Oh,maybe if I tell you to shower,Luke will do it. Emma:Wait,you still need make-up! I was chased for 20 blocks by hungry dogs and angry vegans! But I don't even know your name! Bertram: Don't know, don't care. I will always love you.
Toy Story 2/Transcript | Moviepedia | Fandom Zuri:Jessie,you gotta stop recruiting me and Taylor for you weird military games. Michelle:Are you making your big,sad eyes? I am yours,oh,beautiful ones! Emma:She bites harder than Mrs.Kipling! Luke:I can't believe you finished that whole thing in just 24 hours! Zuri:The big one-oh is huge. Oh,and don't worry,there are enough freckles to go around! Unless it's for baby trolls.(chuckles). Jessie: (hands Zuri backpack) All you had to do was collect and label 30 leaves. Zuri:And when he eats that,he'll make you another one! If my school needs spirit they can count on me! (throws things)You can mix it in your mouth on the way down. Jessie View source TBA Others like you also viewed G.I. Yes,we can! Davidwalker30 5 November 2021 User blog:Davidwalker30. (chuckles), (story starts in a car when Luke is driving).
Jessie | Pixar Wiki | Fandom The Incredibles/Transcript. Ravi:I will take it! We need to get going! Jessie:Yeah,I'm not sure what you said,but if it means you shouldn't dance,I agree. Luke: I'm out too- this date was a total waste of clean underwear! And if it makes you feel better, I was pretending you were James Franco the whole time. It's too strong to be broken. Jessie Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Ravi:By the way,you yelled just a tad. Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! Would anyone like to share about their day? Ravi:I do not know what was more beautiful,your poetic narration,or the way I framed that final shot! I put stuff off until the last minute, and you do it for me! We only have (looks at watch,bus leaves in 30:00) 30 minutes! Bertram: (sarcastically) Congratulations! Sunny! I want to try out to be the Walden Mascot! What kind of werewolf are you? I just have to hit Send within 5 seconds. Jessie, I think we both know that's not true. Jessie:That's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen! (wipes face). Jessie:Let's not re-hash the past. Coach Penny:Hey! Jessie:OK,(grunting to get up)let's try 'er again. You are what we in the plaster business call "mold gold". Jessie: Whoa!
Disney Pixar Toy Story 2002' Pull String Jessie Talking Doll 13" Hasbro She sneaks by the stage crew and ends up onstage.). (falls on the couch). Jessie:But sometimes you find love in placed that you least expect it. Jessie:Everyone! How did you wake up on the base every morning? Zuri: (Laughs) she doesn't know it's a bra! Jessie:Wait a minute. (Pokes Zuri's nose), (A scream is heard. Christina: Emma! Help, Ravi, help! It stretches over any distance. (Scene changes, to the living room with only Jessie and Bertram in it). A composite of Jessie merchandise created with the images from this site: . It stands for "Pointless Exercise". (holds pants and walks away). (dumps out spinach)Wait,these aren't my leaves! Mr. Kipling, you already had your dessert! Jessie:Nonono,it's a stainless steel pull-up bar! Please,please,pleaseeeeeeee? Jessie: Then I can't relate. Problem solved! This is much more fun than playing Duck, Duck, Mongoose!
disney jessie transcripts - albakricorp.com It's no trouble! (Jessie accidently hits Luke's microphone). It was weird for me,too. Zuri:Tourists? Zuri,try to keep up. (pushes Ravi away)Where's Zuri? Oh, you think this is funny! Luke:"Uh-oh" what? Jessie is a Disney Channel original situation comedy, which debuted on September 30, 2011 and ended on October 16, 2015 after four seasons. (pause) Get dressed! Zuri:You mean that cowpoke? June 30, 2022 . (hugs Jessie and howls). Bertram,that gives me a great idea! (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). OFFICIAL Best List of Porn . Come on. They were my favorite snacks when I was stationed in Germany. They wave at Emma, Emma waves at them, and Jessie waves at Emma. Zuri:I peeled half a potato and 6 fingers.
PDF Disney Channel Jessie Audition Script - yearbook2017.psg.fr Jessie: What?! Jessie: (reading)we're running away because we hate you Bertram: I read between the lines. Remember out trip to the Pittsburgh Powertool Festival? Ravi:I think I split something doing the splits. Jessie: Morgan! About; Blog . But thank you for staying up all night to help fix what Luke broke Jessie: Oh, guys, your lunches! It's not romantic to say that my eyes remind you of a monkey's butt. N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, what I meant-.
Jessie Allegretti - Director of Creative Services, Senior Recruiter Itdemonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. Zuri:How 'bout people stop cooking my work? Bertram:(takes a bag)The guy at the snack stand hadn't started cooking yet,so all I got was a bunch of ingredients. Are they in here, or(the man closes and locks the door. Ravi: My art class project is complete,and,as usual,I am ready! You look like a freckly little mannequin! Jessie:Cut! I'm on it! Which I find to be kinda counter-intuitive. (pushes mask). Aladdin (1992)/Transcript. Jessie:Wow,you really don't want to do your homework. Addeddate 2019-12-01 06:48:48 Identifier disneychannelarchive-jessie-11-30-2019 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add . Zuri:Really? And I don't have the time to sit and audition tons of young,good looking guys! I just combed my arms! Wasp mascot humor. (thinks), (Luke's seat springs him up into the air). Emma: I guess that's a no. (Everyone claps for her). Zuri:I had to stop hula-hooping. They both seem fine,and it's not like you're going to marry either of these guys! Jessie:West! Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! When threatened,I'd roll over and play dead like the football team. I've always wanted alead pipe? Zuri: Thank you, but she won't do that. Ravi:Everything will be fine. (points to poster with colorful leaves)What is that? Jessie:Why,thank you. Zuri: Look, Bertram! (Bertram walks faster,Jessie sits down and uses her tablet). Tony: Nah, I never really pay attention to who comes in and out of here. Luke:Hey,look! (continues eating popcorn). Jessie:Luke,I would never allow Ravi to put glue on your face while you slept. (Dancewalks backwards before going up stairs), Jessie: He's delusional- Ha, look who I'm talking to, a girl who thinks mermaids are real (Zuri begins crying at this comment) N-n-n-n-n-no! My grandma loves mashed potatoes,so do you mind of I take a few of these? Where were they hiding? by bunniefuu 01/29/23 13:33; K Some current or popular TV episode scripts: . Jessie: (hits Bertram with magazine) Bertram: Ow! Luke: (runs in, apparently was spying) Mom! (Scene changes, to the Ross children and Jessie having dinner in the kitchen.).